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- Pay for all her meals then Venmo charge her.
- Instead of being late to your date with her, don’t even show up.
- Make her a candlelight dinner. Yes. Using only candles.
- Whenever she gets into an argument in public, always take the other person’s side.
- Call her every morning, during her lunch break, after she gets home and before she goes to bed. Then hang up.
- While dating her, have sex with her friend, or sister, or mom, or all of the above. Tell her this and provide evidence.
- When she has a bad day, ask her what happened. After she starts talking, leave the room.
- Tattoo your ex-girlfriend’s name on your arm and only wear sleeveless shirts.
- Tell her you just want to be friends.
- Then have sex with her friend, or sister, or mom, or all of the above.